From Nothing to Zombie: A 16-Step Guide
The Quickest and Easiest Way to Create a Zombie
Step 1: Start with Earth
Step 2: Add Fire
Step 3: Obtain Life
Step 4: Combine Life and Fire
Step 5: Create Plant Life
Step 6: Add Water
Step 7: Form an Animal
Step 8: Mix Animal and Plant Life
Step 9: Create a Human
Step 10: Add Death
Step 11: Obtain a Ghost
Step 12: Combine Human and Ghost
Step 13: Create a Spirit
Step 14: Combine Spirit and Death
Step 15: Obtain Zombie Flesh
Step 16: Add Zombie Flesh to a Human
Congratulations! You have now successfully created a zombie using the quickest and easiest method possible.
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